Apr
26

1st Day at ‘Gym’

Posted by Asim

 Recently I planned to join a local gym not far from my home, infact that’s the main reason why I joined the gym, apart from something to keep me fit. We had joined the gym on 23rd April and decided to workout from the next day, one friend on mine called Moiz played the main role to get me up to the gym. We were working in 6.30 PM to 3.30 Am shift, had a home drop at 4:15 AM, it took nearly one hour for us to reach home. We already decided that we will pay the fees after coming back from the shift, and we did. The gym’s name is Raymond’s Gym, I entered the gym, an instructor pointed out at the my slipper’s as gym has a strict rule for no footwear inside the gym, I removed my slipper’s outside and then reached, the desk, here came the owner of gym, a man in his 50’s I believe, he said "Rs.400 per month, and Rs100 as the admin for the first month, for extension we would have to pay the same 400 per Month" we paid the fees’ he gave the id-card’s and said a strict voice "Get your own towels" we gave a strange look at each other. The next day Moiz called me, but I had a tiring day was fast asleep, usually I come home and sit on my desktop to watch movies, or may be connect to internet, if I can. (I still do not have a regular internet connection) I use the Mobile Office from Airtel (its suck’s). So back to business, we didn’t go to Gym on the 24 that is the next day when we paid our fees for the gym. Vice Versa the next, no we did not go the gym, the caller was me, Text Msg to Moiz "U R an Asshole". Called him the same after noon, it was Saturday, I had an off and he was working, he finally replied that we would be regular from tomorrow. The day proceeded and it was 6.04 Am 25 April, received a call from Moiz, he was back from shift, I got up did the usual stuff. This is the first day to Gym, ever in my life I was excited, how would it be?, what would I be doing?, will the coach help me?, I was wandering between these question’s and Moiz asked "Hey did u get the towel?" by the time we were half way to the gym, and I was not in a mood to go back, I said "no, what if he send us back?" Moiz showed he his and laughed, and we kept on moving, I was carrying my mobile and wallet in my hand, Moiz said "oh I forgot my id-card" now time for me to laugh, we shared something in common, he didnt want to go back. I was back wandering through my question’s who? Why? How? And what? We reached the gym "Sunday Closed" said the big board in front of the gym entrance; and slapped in our faces. We looked at each other and then started laughing to the core. We didn’t go to the gym but had a good time; we also went to favorite school time cafe "Mastan" for Lassi and finally back to home. (I think this was a prank played on me by Moiz.)


Nov
22

Webmastering……. Working

Posted by Asim

Today when i reached office, the only thing in my mnd was to let or drag the googlebot to my website and get all my pages indexed so that I can have good visitors. But today we got a project, and will be keeping me busy for a month or so, I will be starting my work o the project from next week :( , will get less time time for blogging, phping, Sqling and last but not least orkutting. So guy’s wait for some time I’ll be back with a bang. And yeah today I installed google sitemap on my website, to let this idiotic bot know, how my website funstions. Well wish me luck that i finished the project as soon as possible, or may be it get delayed or, or, cancelled. I found google bot online while i was wrting this post :) , lets see what happens.

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Nov
20

Managing a Website

Posted by Asim

Hello,

Today i messed with my database….. my wordpress showed me some error…. “database error… user online…. duplicate entry” im entering all the words randomly as i almost got a heart attack, i also forgot to take a snap of the same, was wierd… coz i was not having a backup of my database…. and all this was due to the plugin “User Online” it made duplicate entries of me and my ip, how sad, why the heck i installed this #@&* well no damage was done….. i got through it. Today i was reading some biggies in the blog market…. who started writing and managing a website…. like my bro Batty, my friend Andy, Deep, Pallab, Allwin, Neha and Anant. I always hought that this not much of a deal to have and maintain a website, really its not until you have the knowledge and a ‘backup”. I being a novice to PHP and SQL have to face a lot of problem… and if i got through lucky, otherwise googling and waiting for Batty to come for my rescue. I always opposed people using CMS to maintain thier website in many of the forums…. but now i know why people don’t want to try thier own skill’s. But this is to tell you that other than blogging, i will make website which will not be using a CMS, just clean and neat scripts written by me. :p