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1st Day at ‘Gym’

Posted by Asim

 Recently I planned to join a local gym not far from my home, infact that’s the main reason why I joined the gym, apart from something to keep me fit. We had joined the gym on 23rd April and decided to workout from the next day, one friend on mine called Moiz played the main role to get me up to the gym. We were working in 6.30 PM to 3.30 Am shift, had a home drop at 4:15 AM, it took nearly one hour for us to reach home. We already decided that we will pay the fees after coming back from the shift, and we did. The gym’s name is Raymond’s Gym, I entered the gym, an instructor pointed out at the my slipper’s as gym has a strict rule for no footwear inside the gym, I removed my slipper’s outside and then reached, the desk, here came the owner of gym, a man in his 50’s I believe, he said "Rs.400 per month, and Rs100 as the admin for the first month, for extension we would have to pay the same 400 per Month" we paid the fees’ he gave the id-card’s and said a strict voice "Get your own towels" we gave a strange look at each other. The next day Moiz called me, but I had a tiring day was fast asleep, usually I come home and sit on my desktop to watch movies, or may be connect to internet, if I can. (I still do not have a regular internet connection) I use the Mobile Office from Airtel (its suck’s). So back to business, we didn’t go to Gym on the 24 that is the next day when we paid our fees for the gym. Vice Versa the next, no we did not go the gym, the caller was me, Text Msg to Moiz "U R an Asshole". Called him the same after noon, it was Saturday, I had an off and he was working, he finally replied that we would be regular from tomorrow. The day proceeded and it was 6.04 Am 25 April, received a call from Moiz, he was back from shift, I got up did the usual stuff. This is the first day to Gym, ever in my life I was excited, how would it be?, what would I be doing?, will the coach help me?, I was wandering between these question’s and Moiz asked "Hey did u get the towel?" by the time we were half way to the gym, and I was not in a mood to go back, I said "no, what if he send us back?" Moiz showed he his and laughed, and we kept on moving, I was carrying my mobile and wallet in my hand, Moiz said "oh I forgot my id-card" now time for me to laugh, we shared something in common, he didnt want to go back. I was back wandering through my question’s who? Why? How? And what? We reached the gym "Sunday Closed" said the big board in front of the gym entrance; and slapped in our faces. We looked at each other and then started laughing to the core. We didn’t go to the gym but had a good time; we also went to favorite school time cafe "Mastan" for Lassi and finally back to home. (I think this was a prank played on me by Moiz.)

Have you ever been a Hostage?

Posted by Asim

Answer to the above question would have been no, but after this day when the terror striked mumbai and i just finished my shift solving computer problems of stupid americans, was thinking of grabbing the first transport of 4.15 ofcourse AM, and you thought PM, well anyways, was going trough the missed calls all were from home and my brother, and message from friends. I went ahead and asked the transport manager for a cab to kalina, “Sab aap ko ghar jan eki padi yaha mumbai ki lagi padi hain”, “aaj transport nahi jayega, bade saab ne kaha, jise jana hain apne risk pe jaye”. WTF man you are out of fu**ing shift and then denied transport for security, and apart from that you want us to come to shift on time the other day. And here i came back to the cafeteria and luckily we have two PC’s in our cafeteria for public use, with fu**ing speed of 2mbps, got a coffe, plugged the earphones of my New Mp3 player and started posting this. So what you say about being a hostage with terrorist is good or with your own employer. So this is story of a straight from the hostage point, Any nEwS PeRsOn there.

If you are the last person on earth. what would you do?

Posted by Asim

Being busy these days and nothing to write on my blog have made me crazy for writing some mind wobbling and whacky topics, which make user think what kind of post is it, and what the author is upto. Well to tell you truth, nothing odd with, I am just getting how people react to such question. Before writing this topic, I made a post in Frihost Forums to get how popular this topic can be, and was amazed to see people posting replies as if they were spamming. This topic was nowhere in my mind, it was suggested to me by my cousin Zamran, so here it is. And before telling my views, I would like to tell all who are reading this post please do comment.

If am the the last person on earth. what would I do?

First I would not believe this, i would try to find someone who is alive (would be good if I find a girl ) . I would get a mobile and dial all my friends and relative’s no., and if no reponse would randomly dial any no in sequence which would connect to Vice Versa…. till my mind say’s “Thats enough, more than enough”. I would get a pet bottle of thumb’s (Kala Pani is what I call it), to keep me charged ), hunt for KFC and have a good meal (BlurrBlop would be amazed again) but can’t help I just love KFC (KFC Menu), would go to Apple’s showroom and get all the gadgets, have a passion to drive car’s like Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder, Rolls Royce Phantom, Peugeot 407 Coupé the count will never end so better I top here, also have a passion for sports bike Yamaha YZF-R1, Hayabusa drive them at full speed, would enter a music store collect all my favourite rock band’s CD’s, pass my time with doing anything that will make me happy, beacuse now I have a “Never Say Die” attitude. I would get everything that I would or could get, destroy thing i dont like, well before that would search all possible ways to get me Franck Muller Casablanca Line. And now would go to drive a Fighter F16, that would possibly be the end of my life. Anyone der……..??????

what would you do?

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